Saturday, August 07, 2004

 
Actor Horoscopes (these struck me as sort of funny):
Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
A stack of Ross Reports will miraculously land at your feet, saving you hundreds of dollars a year. Unfortunately, an equal number of Backstage magazines will simultaneously land on your head.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 17)
Yes, the stars think you need new headshots too. So go get 'em, tiger!
Pisces (Feb. 18 to March 19)
The members of SAG will unanimously vote you the new President of the union...which strikes you as a bit strange, considering you are not a member of SAG yet.
Aries (March 20 to April 19)
OK, you may not like doing extra work, but it's still pretty cool being on 'Saturday Night Live,' isn't it?
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
You'll finally attract the attention of an agent. Unfortunately, he will be of the 'Central Intelligence' kind...
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
While you are not one to argue with your Level I Acting teacher, what exactly does 'Duck Duck Goose' teach you about the craft?
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Send out your postcards...or go to the beach? Send out your postcards...or go to the beach? We trust you'll make the right choice!
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
The stars think it's time to update your resume. You can start by removing the extra work you did on the movie 'C.H.U.D.'
Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
We predict the old man from the Great Adventure commercials will go the way of that Dell kid. What does this have to do with you? Absolutely nothing.
Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
You'll get cast as 'Temp Worker #2' in a feature film. To get into character, you'll show up late and sneak off in the middle of the day for an audition.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
This Fall, you'll be going to Sundance. Not the festival - the bar 'Sundance' on the upper East side.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
It's been a slow summer for everyone - stick with it, work will pick up!
James Murray
Casting Director
Scott Powers Studios, Inc.
I've heard some odd rumors about Scott Powers Studios; caveat actor.

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