'Do you have a humorous experience while on an audition? On stage? On the set? Backstage? Tell us your story in 250 words. Email it and your headshot to email@example.com or mail to Leonard Jacobs, Associate News Editor, Back Stage, 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003. If you make us laugh, we'll publish your vignette and your photo' (from backstage.com, via Tonya Beckman Ross' blog).